anythingf0urselenas:

Don’t get high because you’re too depressed. Always remember you are just changing the scenery, but not the fucking situation.

Timestamp: 1409297410

anythingf0urselenas:

Don’t get high because you’re too depressed. Always remember you are just changing the scenery, but not the fucking situation.

Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

(via insidiouschris)

ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

(via god-is-ghetto-fab-fo-realz)

assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

(via god-is-ghetto-fab-fo-realz)

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

(via god-is-ghetto-fab-fo-realz)

Timestamp: 1409212244

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

(via god-is-ghetto-fab-fo-realz)

nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via underxthexmoonx)

keezzyyy:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

(Source: mymodernmet, via underxthexmoonx)

Timestamp: 1409199841

keezzyyy:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

(Source: mymodernmet, via underxthexmoonx)